A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Lets Go Lakers!

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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