- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

knock,knock you suck

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

ur mum

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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