- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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