- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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