- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

women's rights

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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