- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a horse.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

whats hairy and crys your mom

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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