an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Jimmy Saville

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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