- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why can't february march Because april may

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Poker face

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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