- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Women's rights

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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