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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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