- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

sorry got to poo

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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