What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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