Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

pauls tuck

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Vote this down and get DOXED

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Anti Joke

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