- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

why are black people so fast? because there black

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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