- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Women's rights

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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