This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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