A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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