Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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haha

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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CFL

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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