- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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