- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why? Why not?

no.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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