- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

womens rights

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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