- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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