Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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