- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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