- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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