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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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