- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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