Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

whats 1 + 1? 2

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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