- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What is the meaning of life? 42

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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