- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Nah

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

I woke up today

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

I am a mime

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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