What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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so...um, yeah

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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