- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A man walks into a bar

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What comes after 23? 24.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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