- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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