- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what's the difference between a duck?

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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