What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Hail Heetluh

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Anti Joke

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