- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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