- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

drew edminstin is a rat

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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