- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Casey Anthony kills a baby

No because your face is really f***** up.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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