- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

No because your face is really f***** up.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

AIDS

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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