How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Who wants $300? Me too.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

2 black kids walk into school

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

joke under this line wins _________________________

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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