the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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