Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

An Aisian failed a test

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's your guys names?

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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