What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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JUST KIDDING^

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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