- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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