- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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