- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Me

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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