what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A women left the kitchen.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

i found waldo.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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