Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Knock Knock The doors already open

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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