- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Patriarchy.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Sex vagina. lol.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

YOLO You only like Oreos

I'm Batman.

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