Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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how do you win a game try your best

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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