What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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HOLY COW!

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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are u black unlucky

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What is cowboy say

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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