What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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My love life

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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