- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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