- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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