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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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