what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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mark is religion

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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A man died.

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