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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Justin with a hat.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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no

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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