What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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