Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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A car walks into a bar.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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