- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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