How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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My cat just died.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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