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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

matt is fat

Heskey time.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Womens rights.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

whats 7+4? 74

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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