What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Anti Joke

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