- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Then none of us want to be right.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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