why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Hail Heetluh

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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