Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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