What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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