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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So one time there was this woman learning...

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.