- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

scientology.

A black student graduated High School

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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