- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Barack Obama.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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