whats polish and black a polish black person

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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