- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried