- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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