So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

White men's rights

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A storm be brewin!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A mormon walks into a bar.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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