- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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