- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why dont they make black forks

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.