You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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