- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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