What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

A woman wears a dress.

i'm hard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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