A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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1+2 = 6

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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