What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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punchline below punchline above

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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