- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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