Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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