- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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