why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Sex education in Texas.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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fish fishy caoimhin

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fi uoy nac daer siht sdrawkcab uoy tsuj daer siht sdrawkcab

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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