- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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