Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Caca.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

#Hanging Degus

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Sam Hengal.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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it's funny because it's funny

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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