Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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