Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Anti Joke

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