What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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