Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Me Neither.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Massie is a fatass

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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