Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Barack Obama

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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