- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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