How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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