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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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