- Anti Joke

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Caolan and Eamon

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.