- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

roses are red violets should be purple

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

You're tall.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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