- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

im @ work, LOL.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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